Dear Al Gore,
I rode my bike to the store last night. The fact that I couldn’t locate my car keys may have had something to do with my decision, but I’d still like props for saving that itsy bitsy piece of the planet.
But that’s not why I’m writing you; I just wanted to check in. How are you? I’ve been a little worried that you may be feeling down in the dumps over this whole McCain inventing the Blackberry fiasco. Party affiliations aside, you’re still my man. Sure, the Blackberry was pretty cool. I had one for a while, but I quickly moved onto the iPhone. Whereas your invention, the Internet, I’ve not moved on from.
The Internet has made such a difference in my life. It gives me a place to share stories of the crazy, stupid things I do. Not to mention I’ve found a really great support system online. And even a boyfriend or two. I’ve never humped anyone because of a Blackberry. For that alone you’re the clear winner. So, as you can see you’re still very much ahead of the game.
I won’t quit you Al Gore.