I was on my way to pick up my brother, Ben, and his girlfriend for the Ben Folds/Ben Lee concert when he called me.
Ben: “Hey, Sarah, quick question for you. Do my hips swivel when I walk?”
Sarah: “Yup. It’s like some crazy hip phenomenon. I’m sure that’s why you’re always complaining about hip pain.”
Ben: “Hmm… no matter what, when my girlfriend asks you say no.”
His girlfriend didn’t ask, and I really don’t want to know why they were discussing my brother’s hips, just like he really didn’t want to read about my vibrator on the Internet.