October 7, 2009 at 7:01 PM
I downloaded an iPhone app that provides affirmations as needed. I thought this would be a great way to learn to be more appreciative of what I have, and hopefully learn how to be a little more positive.
That’s not what happened.
My sarcasm and pessimism kicked in. I argued with ever single affirmation, which, as you can imagine, has the exact opposite effect… not to mention I look like a crazy person fighting in public with my phone.
I'd rather the universe pour me a glass of wine.
Stupid phone obviously can't see my muffin top.
Highest vibration means vibrators right? Because every second would pretty much break my vagina.
The 7-11 is open. Me? Not so much.
I'd be a lot MORE beautiful if this damn zit would go away.
Let go of anger? Pfff. What would I blog about?
I'd be happier if my pug jammies were clean.
Energy? Oh hell no. I'm ready for bed right now.