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Being a wino isn't as easy as it looks.

“Can I help you find something?”

“Yes, I’m looking for a low calorie bottle of wine.”

Blank stare.

Blank stare.

Blank stare.

“So… “

“We don’t actually have low calorie wine. What about vodka?”

“Nah, I like the warm fuzzy from red wine, but without so many calories.”

“Maybe weed would better suit you.”


“Yes. It’s pretty much a warm wine fuzzy, but without the calories.”

“I think I’d like to stick with wine.”

“I’m sorry, but we really don’t have a low calorie wine.”

“What about wine for people with diabetes?”

“I think diabetics can smoke pot, but I’m not a doctor or anything.”

“I’m not a diabetic, I’m a wino trying to watch my figure.”

“We have vodka.”


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