April Fool’s Day is the weirdest day. A day where we are encouraged to lie to one another? Um, no thanks. I already have that in my life.
It’s called dating.
Isn’t that enough of a joke? Apparently not enough for everyone, so the tradition continues. As does my confusion.
Every year I wait for a press conference where someone of authority stands up and announces–with jazz hands–what items of interest were an April Fool’s Day joke all along.
Ahem, Sarah Palin
Heidi Montag’s career
Low-fat ice cream
The pursuit of happiness
These have to be jokes. I mean who really thinks happiness and Heidi Montag’s career are real. No one is that gullible, right?