Ben: “I know you’re mad at me for killing a deer.”
Sarah: “Of course I am! For multiple reasons… number one, you didn’t even feel bad about it.”
Ben: “I told you that it would’ve been dead within ten minutes. There were a ton of hunters around us. So it might as well be me that shot it.”
Sarah: “That doesn’t make it any better. And I’m also mad that you didn’t wear your mullet hunting. If you’re going to go hunting you might as well make it as white trash as possible.
Ben: “Fine. I understand why you’re pissed, but does it help that I went to a vegan restaurant for breakfast today?
Ben: “You can’t be mad anymore otherwise I ate fake meat for nothing, and then I’ll be the pissed off one.”