“Sarah, it’s Scott. Did you break up with me? At least call me and tell me if you broke up with me, or at least leave a note on your blog or something.”
I love this! How great that now I don’t even have to return calls or text message people anymore, I can inform them via blog I didn’t break up with them.
If I were to call him back–which I probably won’t because I’m lazy–I’d be sure to tell him we are not broken up at this time. He’s not fired and still considered a friend, in fact a better friend than I am since he calls people.
Now if I could only figure out how to get my family to accept this form of communication my world would be perfect.