Me: Why is there a bunch of bike blogs linking to me? Did you have something to do with this?
Rlo: It’s a grass roots movement. They all want their balls less than one layer away from you at all times.
Rlo: They have a non-profit too, “Balls without Boundaries.” You should totally donate. It’s a worthy cause
Me: What are my donations used for?
Rlo: Half goes to designing more breathable pants and underwear. The other half goes towards developing more ball friendly razors.
Me: Hold please. I need to barf before we continue.