Being 34 feels so much different than 33 did. I feel like I could conquer the world. I woke up, jumped out of bed, made coffee, showered, SHAVED MY LEGS, and brushed my teeth all before 6 AM.
I love that 34 makes me super productive…. 34 is my bitch!
Imagine my surprise when I logged into work and was an hour early. Turns out I forgot to change my alarm clock when the time changed yesterday.
I guess turning 34 didn’t magically turn me into Miss Productivity 2009, but instead I’m just as bad with the small details in life as always. Oh well, at least today’s stupid mistake can be celebrated with cake. Cake makes everything better. Even stupidity.