It’s no secret Asshole Puppy is an asshole, but is she also a wino? Her latest trick is pulling wine corks out of the trash and wandering around the house with them hanging out of her mouth like a baby pacifier.
This is incredibly infuriating because why in the hell have I never thought do do that? And more importantly, does this mean I’ve been outsmarted by a pug?
DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION.