If you’re ever flagged as a security risk in an airport I suggest flashing your Costco card.
Yes, a Costco card.
This morning trying to get out of the Dulles airport I was stopped and questioned for nearly an hour for having a Utah temporary drivers license, that was paper. PAPER, that I could use to paper cut someone to death. After showing a school ID, a credit card it was my Costco card that convinced them I was indeed Sarah Nielson. Really all they should have done was given me a sarcasm test. I would have passed that with flying colors.
I’m in the Chicago airport waiting for my flight to SLC. I only hope no one pisses me off between now and then. I hear those paper cuts are a bitch to recover from.