When I found out Kelli was coming to Utah for a visit I begged her bring me some Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Almonds with Sea Salt and Turbinado Sugar. When I say I begged… I’m totally lying. The truth is I threatened her. The conversation went something like this:
“If you don’t bring me some sugar crack I will murder you in your sleep and steal all your cute clothes.”
“NOOOOO, not my clothes!”
Which, at the time, I thought was really weird because it’s not like a dead girl can wear all those clothes.
Since Kelli is a good friend (or scared shitless of death) she brought me the sugar crack.
This is what my sugar crack SHOULD look like:
Doesn’t that stuff look amazing? Yeah.. not this time:
She left them in the car once she arrived in Utah, where they melted. Kelli, THE GIRL WHO LIVES IN A YEAR ROUND WARM CLIMATE, forgot the dangers of leaving chocolate in the sun. Sigh…