Cheesy right? Only it’s not. Today’s Election Day also happens to be my 35th birthday.
You have no idea how happy this makes me. Two words: PATRIOTIC BONER. I’d weave in a Bill Clinton joke here, but there’s no time to be wasted. I have a ballot to cast and a public bathroom to weep in.
For more musings on my birthday you can read my “That’s What She Said” column for In Utah This Week.