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Giving the Internet a Boner

Last night RLO and I decided to take our relationship to the next level.

Calm down, we didn’t hump–it was far more spiritual than physical.  RLO introduced me to one of his Mormon friends.

He and one of his female friends had plans to go grab some dinner, and he invited me to come along. It’s always made me feel bad that he keeps me so separate from his other friends, so I happily accepted.

On the way there I started to worry that we’d have nothing in common and the conversation would be not only lacking, but also boring as hell.  Luckily that wasn’t the case.  The only one bored was RLO.  His friend and I talked about The Hills and Gilmore Girls.  It was glorious to have someone besides Mrs. AK and Kelli to discuss LC’s newest fingernail polish shade.  Which, by the way, I’m liking the purple looking black.  So much in fact I’m going to find the shade and make RLO paint my nails.  It’s the perfect way to compliment the new ring he picked out for me.  Don’t get too excited, it was plastic ring from Forever 21, but that doesn’t make it any less special, or him less gay.

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  • You and your new Mormon girl friend can have a Gilmore Girls marathon and invite RLO. Who doesn’t love and want to be Lorelei?!

    FYI: I have the dark purple/black polish last winter. It’s currantly on my toes! The color is OPI Ink.

  • I think it’s hilarious in an awesome way, that it took RLO so long to introduce you and then you totally hit it off!

  • Thy gift has not gone unnoticed :-D

    Perhaps with thy new black and purple shade of body paint, you shall become the LC of SLC; then yourself and RLO Bosworth would roam the streets, ruling with a purple-iron fist! The day is coming yet! O-ho-ho-ho!

  • RLO is so lucky that you have made him your BFF for life. Whether he likes it or not. :-)

  • The nail polish is OPI’s Lincoln Park After Dark.

  • OPI has some brand new awesome shades….

    Classy here likes her nails french and her toes funky….deep rich dark purple

    No comments from Trop either…. UGH

    That man/cub–person has no way convenced me he is normal.

  • oops convinced

  • I’m not gonna lie. The RLO Bosworth comment is classic! BTW, I saw how much LC makes ($75,000 per episode), and I vote you do become the LC of SLC. I get to be Whitney, the cool, sophisticated one who never talks shit or contributes valuable information.

  • It is strange indeed that such beaches as these have claimed no comment in my neck of the woods. could understand

    Beaches, beaches such as these
    Never fail to inflict pain
    With words, like leeches, or like bees
    Which’d sting a whale till he were slain

    And then, on Beaches, beaches he
    Like I, without a leg to stand
    And teaches, preaches how to be
    Which naught a Beach will understand

    And so he reaches, much like I
    Out to prove his normalcy
    But beaches beseeches us to die
    And thus we retreat to the sea

  • I’m wearing OPI Black Cherry something or other on my toes and it is the purple/black thing

  • What happened to the advertisements on your page?

  • Some Mo’s are cool. They are very far and few in between, but when you find ones that believes in the teachings and not the church they tend to be cool people. You need to get the FUCK out of Utah and meet non-Utah mormons. Listen to me…what am I saying?
    Today Jeffery’s Mormon parents are coming to visit Jeffery and his life partner for a few days. Try that on for size… I’m so scared. Help!!! Now WE have little in common. I really doubt they watch our TV shows. Dexter just doesn’t seem like my mom does it?

    Love you.

  • Grrrr Trop
    English…speak English

  • Were it not English, my poem would not rhyme in the slightest, silly deary :-D

  • there is a great color at wallgreens. really dark purple with some glitter. bad thing is its called “daddy’s little girl” or perhaps implying something more about being spoiled.

  • I must say the title is a bit mis leading

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