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Hello Kitty is a Slut

I found this old picture of Daisy in a book last night, which reminds me exactly why I love her so much. Look at her acting nonchalant while another dog tries to stick his tongue down her throat. That’s my girl!

I put the picture on the refrigerator. I need to have it close so I can be reminded of how much I love her when she’s bad. The little bitch figured out how to open the child-proof locks I recently placed on the lower kitchen cabinets.

It’s not like there’s food for her to get into–it’s where I keep kitchen appliances. Yesterday I came home to find the Hello Kitty toaster on the floor. I can’t figure out if she’s trying to get toast crumbs, or if Hello Kitty is a giant slutbag trying to stick her tongue down my dog’s throat.

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  • So Daisy is into both interspecies and inter…appliance erotica. That’s hott.

    Happy VD to you! Wait…

  • They’re child-proof locks, not pug-proof.

  • Hi Sarah:

    I’m a long time fan, but have never posted. I love your sarcasm and amazing writing ability. You always put a smile on my face — and trust me. That’s a difficult task for most!

    I have a pug named Maxx and he is the sweetest (albeit nuerotic) man in my life. I was wondering how your precious Daisy lost her eye. I guess I just assumed that she was born that way, but I see in this picture that she had her eye.

    Laurie

  • Don’t you hate when people are too lazy to look for the answers to their questions before coming out with them?

    And I’ve officially filled my bitch quota for the day.

  • OMG, Hello Kitty is a slutbag. It doesn’t get much better than that.

  • I dig the look of disdain she has.

    EXACTLY why I love her.

    P.S. Hello Kitty is totally a slutbag. I have known that for years. Of course, that’s probably why I like her, too.

  • Sra, you’re right I am way too lazy to search! Thanks so much for being selfless enough to give me the link with the explanation.

    Hopefully your weekend was full of fine wine and lots of great sex. Sounds like it’s been a while.

    Laurie

  • By the way Sarah…I hope you’ve stopped feeling guitly about how that happened. It was in no way your fault. Thankfully, animals adjust to adverse situations quickly as long as there is love and Daisy sure has a lot of that!!

    Laurie

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