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I woke up for this?

Ben: “I figured out what tattoo to get if I ever decide to get one.”

Sarah: “Hitler in Chinese?”

Ben: “NO! I’m not letting Hitler anywhere near me. I want a banjo tattoo.”

Sarah: “Ben, you do realize tattoos are permanent, right?”

Ben: “Duh. Anyway, I want the banjo to start on my stomach and wrap across my ribs and have it end on my back.”

Sarah: “No.”

Ben: “What about on my leg?”

Sarah: “No.”

Ben: “Fine, I’ll go with my second choice. On my back I want a poker table scene with Fidel Castro playing poker with Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash.”

Sarah: “Is Willie going to be playing a banjo?”

Ben: “Of course, but if I ever get rid of the mullet I’ll have to get it removed.”

Sarah: “I’m hanging up now and going to sleep. Don’t call me back. Ever.”


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