My Google Chat personal message today reads, “Can dry humping Vanilla Ice cause burns?” Yes, I’m that excited about his upcoming show. Seeing the message my friend Jeff Bell was very worried about the health of my lady parts.
Jeff: V.ice? Were you dry humping Vanilla Ice? Cause that’s kinds icky.
Jeff: You could catch something.
me: Which is why it’s soooo exciting!
Jeff: Those kind of daredevil antics could make your vagina fall off!
My love for Vanilla Ice has no limits. Word.