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It's Like My Friends Don't Even Care About My Unreasonable Fears

“I got in an argument with my neighborhood clown. Can you believe that? Not the argument but that I have a clown in my neighborhood.”

“Sarah, that’s what happens when you don’t go to your city council meetings. They take the money from the new street sign fund and hire a neighborhood clown. It’s a horrible case of misappropriation.”

“Yeah, because misappropriation is the real issue here. What about the fact that there’s someone with really horrible make-up living so close to me? You know my fear of people who use too much blush.”

“The way your mind works, Sarah, is far scarier than any clown.”

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