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Jesus Drives a Prius

Sarah: “I decided how you can get Mom & Dad off your back about your hair. Next time they start complaining about how long it is, just tell them grown up Jesus had long hair.”

Ben: “It wouldn’t’ work. I know Dad and he would say something about Jesus walked everywhere and that I never walk anywhere.”

Sarah: “That’s stupid. Jesus only walked because they didn’t have cars. If they did Jesus would’ve certainly been driving.”

Ben: “I wonder what Jesus would have driven.”

Sarah: “Obviously a Prius. It just seems like a Jesus kind of car.”

Ben: “Really? I don’t see it. He probably would just have angels carry him around everywhere. Sorta makes me want to be Jesus.”

Sarah: “Maybe you’re right, but either way we’ve turned Jesus into a very lazy man.”


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