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Life is too Short to live Without Multiple Tiaras

Now that I’m 34-years-old, I’ve finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

I want to be this lady:
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I’m not kidding around here. Think about it… she gets to wear a pink cowgirl hat AND a motherfucking tiara.

How cool is that?

Um, it’s cool. Trust me. Plus I bet someone else washes her hair and bathes her, which is pretty much my new life goal.

I’ve been struggling with my age lately. When I look in the mirror I see my face starting to age, and that is hard to come to terms with.

Hearing this woman roar with laughter over something the cashier said put everything into perspective. Who gives a shit if my laugh lines are getting deeper? At least I’m still laughing.


  • shit. I’ve been getting blow-outs lately just so that someone else has to wash my hair… I just realized that means I am one step closer to death. I’m about to turn 37 and am having MAJOR anxiety.

    Hey, I think this is the first time I’ve ever commented. I’ve been reading forever though. You make me laugh.

  • She is pretty bad ass.

  • I love everything about this post.

  • Love it! That’s the perspective we have to take as we age. If we can’t smile and laugh at ourselves then life is just pretty shitty.

  • When i was your age i still looked like i was 22, and i still have the body and face to prove it,It’s not the outside that counts,It’s whats inside that radiates outward,that attracts men not boys to me,and i don’t have to take pictures of my pants laying on the floor or of my stomch because it only attracts guys who are perverts, creeps,rapist and pedophilia ,who just want a peep show.

  • …and she has accessorized her walker with a whismical scarf. She’s hot. Plus, she looks a little pissed at you. I hope you ran in the other direction after you snapped this photo.

  • Jil.van: A bit harsh, don’t you think?

    If I’m reading your comment correctly and you’re implying that you have what counts on the inside…. well you’re wrong. You’re a tad judgmental.

    Oh, and your typing skills suck.

  • Apparently Jil.van is old, tired, and jealous. Shame!

    Sarah, you’re adorable!

  • She probably goes braless and doesn’t give a damn about panty lines either.

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