Last night in math class I noticed the guy in front of me had brought his LDS scriptures to class. At first I scoffed at him. In my mind I’m like hey dumb ass, math is difficult but God can’t help you with this shit.
Towards the end of the class period I realized out of the fifteen students he was the one that understood the theories, AND HE WASN’T EVEN WRITING ANYTHING DOWN. Do you understand how many notes I take in a class and still don’t have any idea what’s going on? A lot, that’s how many.
Obviously I need to buy some good luck scriptures and carry them to math class with me. Does anyone know if they make glitter pink, strawberry scented ones? If that doesn’t work I’m hiring God as a tutor.