Because I’m feeling generous today I’m going to extend the contest for an additional five hours. This statement is 30% true. I am going to extend the contest, but it’s not because I’m generous, it’s because DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME IS RUINING MY LIFE!
I’m old and losing an hour really screws up my body’s schedule. I couldn’t go to bed on time last night, so of course I slept through my alarm. Today just feels off. I’m tired and grumpy.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go eat my fiber pills and yell at the kids to get off my lawn.
You’re welcome. Tell your sexuality it owes me.