Today on the way to work I saw a man on the sidewalk with a shotgun. A shotgun has no place in downtown Salt Lake City, so obviously he was about to go on a killing spree. I did what anyone would do, I freaked out. I was stuck in traffic and couldn’t go anywhere so I started calling everyone I love to tell them goodbye.
Just as traffic started moving again I saw the man walk into Gallenson’s Gun Shop. I felt like a over-dramatic idiot. So many apologies to all those who receive rambling voice mails today, and to those of you who didn’t… you’re welcome.