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Not Your Source for Porn

What is it about this time of year that makes people want to search online for LDS porn? Is that the new trend in Christmas gifts? If so, I missed the memo. In the span of two days I’ve had ten people link to my blog by googling “lds porn.” Last year around this time I had the same problem, so I’m blaming the holidays.

Here are some other gift suggestions for your favorite Mormon this holiday season:

Fabric Scripture Carrier—perhaps something in denim this year? It’s a favorite among someone somewhere, I’m sure.

A New Book of Mormon, complete with single word change–who doesn’t need an updated version?

Or maybe your loved one is political, if so a contribution to the Romney for President fund might be a thoughtful choice.

But if you still have your heart set on something naughty, might I suggest you order the same gift I’m giving my mother this year. I have a feeling she’s really going to love it.

Comments

  • denim is so out. its all about the pastel floral print with soft padding inside. Its even better if you can get a swatch of the recipients favorite skirt and get the floral print to match.

  • That is hilarious. How does it make you feel that your blog comes up as a hit for this search? I’m sure your mom will love that calendar.

  • Or maybe your loved one is political, if so a contribution to the Romney for President fund might be a thoughtful choice.

    I still fail to understand why I should like Romney just because he’s a mormon…

    Last time I read D&C 134 I was thinking that a more libertarian leaning fellow like Ron Paul would be good.

    Maybe it was the part about “the civil magistrate should restrain crime, but never control conscience; should punish guilt, but never suppress the freedom of the soul”.

    Then again, I’m also the one who recently decided to check out of both parties.

    —END RANT—

    One of these days I’ll get you a list of key words and phrases that cause these rants. That way you can avoid this in the future…

  • Sarah,
    The other day, I saw the perfect gift for you. This girl had a pink Book of Mormon with a pink scripture carrier.
    I didn’t think they made them in pink, but hey, it is the holidays.

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