Pregnancy is so goddamn weird. And I’m not even talking about the weirdness that is happening to my body, but rather how people react.
The most common reaction comes from my family to my husband. “Chris, we are just SO VERY proud of you.” Um, proud of him… for what exactly? Jizzing in their daughter/sister/granddaughter?
Maybe it’s normal to tell an expectant father you’re proud of him, but to me it sounds so odd. How about being proud of me? I’m the one actually growing our daughter, and I’d like a parade… or at least a trophy.
If that happens will someone please wake me up, because I may possibly nap through it.