I know I said I wasn’t going to write about RLO all the time, but this post is not a regular RLO post. Consider it a public service announcement.
RLO is a big, fat cheater who cannot be trusted.
Since RLO fancies himself a biker and I fancy myself shallow we both decided to give up sugar recently. I’ve been diligently skipping all things sugar. Meanwhile RLO has been stuffing his face with treats left and right. First it was a “harmless” sucker. His thought process was that he wasn’t actually eating sugar so much as sucking it. Sucking is cheating too, just ask the Clinton administration.
It gets worse. Much worse. Last night while I was online trying to figure out a math problem I saw that he was also online. I hadn’t seen him at the gym earlier so I thought he needed me to whine about it. So I did. Only I didn’t use my nice words. There may or may not have been a wiener mention. A few minutes later he responded, “You just sent that message to Sugar, who is here doing her laundry. She says thanks for the info.”
There are a few problems with this:
1) Why is he doing her laundry and not mine?
2) Why is she on his computer trying to have chat conversations with his beautiful best friend. Lesbian much?
3) Why the hell is he hanging out with her anyway? WE GAVE UP SUGAR!
As you can see, this is the second time in a matter of days that RLO has cheated. He’s evil and cannot be trusted as a friend. He can, however, be trusted to help me find a new couch and carry it upstairs on his own. That should burn off those calories he consumed and hopefully teach him a lesson.