With the weather as close to summer as I’ve felt in a very long time, I thought there was no better time to remind you of the dangers that come along with the season. No, not sunburns. Worse. Far worse. Open car windows are far more dangerous than skin cancer for a smart ass like me.
This afternoon while driving to the airport to pick Ben up I forgot my windows were open. I was impatiently waiting for a man and his toddler son to cross the street so I could make a right turn, when I mistakenly yelled, “Pick the kid up and carry him asshole. Let’s go already!” Of course my windows were open and they heard me. I felt horrible.
Don’t let this happen to you people! Roll up your car window before uttering bitchy comments. I’d like to say I learned my lesson, but chances are this will happen half a dozen more times before summer ends.