Spam mail rules. Seriously, where else are you going to learn about the basic human rights of hookers?
This email showed up in my email yesterday:
I’ve been so ignorant all these years not considering the fact hookers are people. I guess it has been a while since I’ve seen “Pretty Woman.”
As much as I love this email, it’s sorta confusing that I’m supposed to care about the plight of hookers, and then immediately buy Viagra.
How is that even saving a hooker?
Maybe they should try something like: Hookers won’t have sex with you, but they will ask you to sign a petition and then sell you bacon-flavored Viagra.
That’s where the big money is. I don’t have a penis and I’d still buy into that one.