I’ve never had an interest in learning to speak Spanish. I’d much rather spend the time improving my slang and teen vernacular, or napping. Not that there’s anything wrong with the Spanish language, I just never found it appealing.
My friend Kelli is a typical teacher who thinks everyone should learn new things. She is also a giant whore.
Yesterday, while I worked a few extra hours, she started packing my apartment for my upcoming move. When I moved the boxes I found a hidden Spanish lesson:
She must really want me to learn Spanish. Speaking of which, does anyone know the translation for controlling, bossy whore?