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Stalking for Chocolate

The only thing that will renew my faith in a higher power has arrived: healthy chocolate.

I saw this car parked outside the office yesterday and stalked it for a good twenty minutes. I ran through all the scenarios in my head of what I would do when I found the person behind this “healthy chocolate.” And every single scenario resulted in lots and lots of leg humping.

Sadly the owner of the car never appeared, so I’ll never really know the story behind the healthy chocolate, but since the sticker was on a Mercedes and not a 1999 Dodge Neon I’d like to believe it held some validity.


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