And I am one of those suckers.
Yesterday was the Christmas for nerds. My office nerds stayed close to their desks the entire day. Not only because they had to watch every moment of the Apple World Wide Developers Conference, but also because they needed to hide their raging boners under their desks.
I wish I were kidding. My nerds LOVE new Apple products.
I didn’t watch the conference online with them because I don’t live in my mother’s basement and I don’t play Dungeons & Dragons. Though I was interested in the new products released because, really, who isn’t? Luckily I was just able to get the nerd recap.
“Did they talk about the new iPhone?”
“Does it look any different?”
“No, Sarah, but it has a 3 megapixel camera that can tap to focus. It has video now. And you can even on the phone. Plus voice control and a much better battery life. It’s amazing.”
“Ugg… now I need a new iPhone and it’s not even different!”
Curse you Apple! I am convinced I need a new phone, which I don’t. And it doesn’t even come in pink or with a glitter option. Ridiculous. Every new product should come with the promises of glitter.