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Ten Songs for Dry Humping

veryGEORGE! is very bossy. After much prodding on his part I’m finally posting the top songs I’d dry hump to. To read his rules and post go here. I’ve never been one to keep rules and I’m certainly not going to start now. Since I’ve not been a teenager in a very long time and I sincerely doubt I’ve ever dry humped as much as George so I’m only posting ten songs.

Sade–Smooth Operator
How I spent 1996. Enough said.
Guns N’ Roses–November Rain
I was sixteen and horny once. In fact, I’m positive this was the song I made out to on multiple occasions in the eleventh grade. Ahhh, the good old days.
Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
Come on, admit it… we’ve all had the hots for the Mormon Jesus. Those blue eyes and beautiful blond locks.
Mazzy Star–Fade Into You
Find me someone that doesn’t think naughty thoughts during this song and I’ll do my best to change that.
I Hope They Call Me on Mission
Clean cut guys in suits are hot. I did my part in corrupting a few over the years.
Ben Folds Five–The Luckiest
I’ve always loved this song. And fondly remember trying to get my Mormon boyfriend to have sex while listening. I lost.
Heather Nova–Blood of Me
She’s totally girl crush hot AND says the fuck word sexier than any female singer alive.
Journey–Faithfully
I don’t care that George already used this one. It just breeds teenage humping. I’m pretty sure it was responsible for the great hickey incident of 1993.
Al Green–I’m Still in Love With You
Do I really need to explain this one? Total hump music.
The Sundays–Wild Horses
Sexy, sexy, SEXY!

You’ll notice there isn’t any recent music on this list because since last year’s dry hump incident I’ve sworn off of it.

Comments

  • Maybe if I post my own top ten songs for dry humping I’ll be overwhelmed with dry-humpage?

  • Isn’t it just as easy to take your pants off?

  • So I am not alone in my Mormon Jesus lust.

  • What, you won’t dry hump to “Don’t Touch Me There” by The Tubes? It’s the all-time Levi Love classic!

  • funny post for the faithful – I would say the Heather Nova song for levi-luvin’ is Walk This World – remember the bridge : “I’m not touched but Im achin to be…I want you to come, I want you to come, I want you to come …)

  • Dry Humping is for people under 30. Once you pass 30 it becomes masturbation. Sarah, I’m proud to announce that your blog has been nominated both the mental and physical masturbation blog of the year.

    Won’t mom, or any potential boyfriend be so proud.

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