Dear Utah Residents,
I’m extremely sorry for yesterday’s snowy weather. While I don’t normally control the weather I did offer a prayer to baby Jesus for miserable weather to get out of playing kickball. But that damn baby Jesus showed me a thing or two by providing sunny weather by game time.
Like I said, I’m very sorry and will never pray again. Ever. Unless I see some amazing new jeans that I can’t live without, in which case I’ll throw myself on the department store floor begging and praying for a sale. But otherwise consider me prayer free!