In an effort to stay awake during class last night I had three cups of coffee beforehand. I had no trouble staying awake because my bladder was screaming at me. I quietly slipped out the back of the classroom to find the bathroom. On my way, I noticed there was a copy of The New York Times left on the freebie student rack. Not wanting someone else to get it I grabbed it, tucked it under my arm and walked into the ladies room.
Sitting in the hallway were two very young boys. One turns to the other and says, “Dude, chicks do that too? I thought only old men pooped and read the newspaper.”
That’s me, paving the way for all women to poop and read freely.