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Vacation Update

Found in the desert.

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I’m allergic to beer so it’s not mine and Fancy Shirt Boy(friend) drinks much trashier beer. Yes, there is such a thing.

Oh, and threatened breakups: 15. Actual breakups: 0. So far, so good!

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  • I’m a fan of the threatened breakup, especially in public.

    “I will BREAK UP with you right here in Safeway, godammit!” OR

    “Please do not make me BREAK UP WITH YOU right here in Coldstone. I WILL DO IT.”

    Always loudly, and with dramatic emphasis. Have you done this on your trip, where hitchhikers and birds of prey can hear? (“I will break up with you right in this effing Jeep!”)

    This is totally reasonable.

  • Why is my first question “what/who is under the mound that needs to get that drunk one last time?” Creepy.

  • Amazonfemme: My favorite is, “I will break up with you so hard your future kids that aren’t mine will feel it.” It really doesn’t make much sense to read, but screaming it feels amazing.

    Beth: I didn’t even think about what might be underneath the mound. Creepy is an understatement!

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