A friend gave me a pug desk calendar for Christmas. And while I appreciate the gift, I found it extremely inaccurate.
The calendar is mocking me!
Daily I’m subjected to glossy photos of two-eyed pugs. It’s like hey I know you love pugs, so why don’t you look at all these cute FULLY FUNCTIONAL pugs. I wasn’t about to sit idly by and take the abuse, so I found a black Sharpie and turned it into a lovely one-eyed pug calendar. I like it much better now. Don’t you?